BILA BERKATA-KATA...

Apa yg keluar dari mulut seseorang. Nilai dan kualiti boleh diketahui dari bahasa yg keluar dari mulut. Kalau ia BERIMAN & BERILMU, maka yang keluar HIKMAH, SOPAN, MULIA, BAHASA TERSUSUN, SEJUK, MENYEDARKAN, Kalau lemah Iman & ilmu maka yg keluar DUSTA, 

About Love and Sex

    Love and sex are perhaps the most perplexing (and entertaining) aspects of the human condition. Here then are a few truisms to help keep things in perspective. A few more tasty sips from the Dribble Glass of Life.

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Nothing improves with age.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Sex appeal is 50 percent what you've got and 50 percent what people think you've got.

Sex is like snow—you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Virginity can be cured.

Sex has no calories.

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

It is always the wrong time of month.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. On Sunday, pray for crop failure.

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 
If the effort that went into research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics.

Sex is a three-letter word that needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Abstain from wine, women and song. Mostly song.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired—or rested.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had. A man, the women he couldn't.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

Beauty is skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone.

A man is only a man, but a good bicycle

UNDERSTANDING LIFE ITSELF..

This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!!!!!

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio 
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.  It is the most-requested column I've ever written.  
 My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: " 
 
1.   Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2.   When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3.   Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4.   Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5.   Pay off your credit cards every month.
6.   You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7.   Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8.   It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9.   Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10.  When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11.  Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12.  It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13.  Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14.  If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15.  Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16.  Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17.  Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18.  Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19.  It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20.  When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21.  Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.  Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22.  Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23.  Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24.  The most important sex organ is the brain.
25.  No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26.  Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27.  Always choose life.
28.  Forgive everyone everything.
29.  What other people think of you is none of your business.
30.  Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32.  Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33.  Believe in miracles.
34.  God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35.  Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36.  Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37.  Your children get only one childhood.
38.  All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39.  Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40.  If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back.
41.  Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42.  The best is yet to come.
43.  No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44.  Yield.
45.  Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift." 

HIDAYAH & TAUFIQ

 السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ

Bismillahhirahmannirahim..

Assalamu'alaikum warohmatullahi wabarokatuhu ,....

APA ITU HIDAYAH DAN TAUFIK......

Kita asyik2 berdoa selepas solat mahupun tidak kira waktu mohon kepada ALLAH, " Ya ALLAH, kurniakanlah diriku ini taufik dan hidayah.." amin..Namun, apakah definisi makna sebenar taufik serta hidayah.." Hidayah tue ap ek ? ".."Hidayah tue petunjuk jalan yang benar,tiada bengkok2nya....itu hidayah ALLAH... Kalu gitu, Taufik tue ap plak ..?..taufik membawa maksud pertunjuk arah yang benar dengan kekuatan diberikan ALLAH ..Justeru, secara konsepnya, maksud taufik dan hidayah adalah kekuatan untuk berlakunya hidayah dan taufik ALLAH,bila mana kita mula berjinak2 dan rapat mesra dgn kalamnya 30 juz.AL-QURAN YG MAHA SUCI,MULIA LAGI AGONG INI...hanya ilmu pengatahuan kanan ALLAH SWT sahaja yang mempunyai hidayah dan taufik ini dan itu ADANYA disyurga duniakhiratnya ini.....amiinnnn..

Taufik dan Hidayah nie merupakan satu pasangan yg tak boleh dipisahkan..Tanpa hidayah, sudah pasti seseorang itu akan sesat jauh dari jalan kebenaran..Namun, tanpa taufik, sia-sialah hidayah yang dikurniakan..

Analogi yang cukup mudah :

1. Solat :

kita tau solat tue wajib..Tp,malas nak tunaikan....maka hasilnya tiada taufik dan tiada hidayah ALLAH untuk dirinya ....tersesat sudah dari jalannya sendiri2 adanya hawa nafsu rakus bersama setanya itu dan ini.....

2. Baca Quran :

kita tau Quran tue mukjizat Rasulullah, tp malas nak baca..maka hasilnya tiada taufik dan tiada hidayah ALLAH untuk dirinya ....tersesat sudah dari jalannya sendiri2 adanya hawa nafsu rakus bersama setanya itu dan ini.....


3. Puasa :

Kita tau banyak fadhilat puasa ,tp malas nak puasa.....maka hasilnya tiada taufik dan tiada hidayah ALLAH untuk dirinya ....tersesat sudah dari jalannya sendiri2 adanya hawa nafsu rakus bersama setanya itu dan ini.....


4. Pakaian :

Kita tau pakai tudung atau tutup aurat tue wajib, tp, tngokla kat mesir, berlambak pompuan arab pakai baju ketat2..nauzubillah..maka hasilnya tiada taufik dan tiada hidayah ALLAH untuk dirinya ....tersesat sudah dari jalannya sendiri2 adanya hawa nafsu rakus bersama setanya itu dan ini.....

5 .Ilmu pengatahuan kanan .


kita tau ilmu pengatahuan ALLAH ilmu kananya wajib tertinggi di belajari demi kebenaran,kebahagian dan kerjayaan disyurga duniakhirat,TAPI kita UTAMA kan ilmu kiri ,INGGERIS yahudi barat kafir dahulu .....maka hasilnya tiada taufik dan tiada hidayah ALLAH untuk dirinya ....tersesat sudah dari jalannya sendiri2 adanya hawa nafsu rakus bersama setanya itu dan ini...

so,banyak lagi contoh2 yg boleh diambil iktibar melalui kehidupan seharian kita..so,smpai disini saja..Selamat Beramal..wassalam

KEPINGIN ANAK>>>

Bukti al-Quran: Firman Allah Surah Aali 'Imran (3):40 yang bermaksud:
Nabi Zakaria berkata: Wahai Tuhanku! Bagaimanakah aku akan beroleh seorang anak, padahal sebenarnya aku telah tua dan isteriku pula mandul?, Allah berfirman: Demikianlah keadaannya, Allah melakukan apa yang dikehendakiNya.
Demikian juga ceritanya dengan Siti Sarah isteri Nabi Ibrahim a.s. Dalam Surah Al-Dhariyat (51):29-30, firman Allah yang bermaksud:
(Mendengarkan berita yang menggembirakan - akan dapat zuriat - itu), maka datanglah isterinya sambil menjerit (kehairanan) lalu menepuk mukanya sambil berkata: Aku sudah tua, lagi mandul, (bagaimana aku boleh mendapat anak)? Mereka berkata: Demikianlah Tuhanmu berfirman, (kami hanya menyampaikan sahaja); Sesungguhnya Dialah Yang Maha Bijaksana, lagi Maha Mengetahui.
Nota:"Mereka" dalam firman Allah di atas ni adalah malaikat yg diutuskan untuk membinasakan kaum Luth ketika itu, singgah sebentar beri khabar gembira kepada Nabi Ibrahim a.s.

virus facebook

Tips & instructions for beginning and intermediate bloggers.
How do I get rid of a Facebook virus?
die computer die 2.22.07Facebook viruses have been around for a while, but lately I’ve seen them cropping up even more frequently. You get a Facebook virus when you click on a link that installs malicious code or if you allow an untrusted application access to your account. The links most people click on claim to tell you who has been looking at your Facebook profile (catch those stalkers and ex-boyfriends in the act!) or allow you to watch a video of something “you won’t believe!” or even a video of you (What were you doing here? That’s crazy!). Facebook viruses are becoming harder to discern. This article explains how to fix your Facebook account if you have a Facebook virus.
What Do I Do If I Have a Facebook Virus?

The first thing you have to do when you discover you have a Facebook virus is change your Facebook password. Here’s how:

Log in to your Facebook book account.
Click Account > Account Settings.
The My Account page appears.
Click the Change link next to Password.
Three text boxes appear.
Type your current password into the Old Password text box.
Type a new password into the New Password text box.
Re-type the new password into the Confirm Password text box.
Click the Change Password button.

Once you’ve changed your password, write a status update alerting your friends that you clicked on a bad link and had a Facebook virus. Tell your friends not to click on any links that appear to be from you (then refrain from posting any links for a while so people don’t worry about which links are good or bad). If you know specific people received a viral link from you, head over to their Facebook Wall and delete the message from you if you can and let your friend know not to click on the link.

Finally, check to be sure the application isn’t lurking on your account. It’s probably not, but it’s good to be sure and now is a good time to clean out the apps you’re not using any more anyway. To check the apps connected to your account, follow these instructions:

Go to Account > Privacy Settings.
The Choose Your Privacy Settings page appears. At the bottom of the page is a header called Apps and Websites.
Click the Edit your Settings link under Apps and Websites.
The Apps, Games, and Websites page comes up.
Click the top Edit Settings button (by Apps You Use).
The Apps You Use page comes up listing all the apps you’ve allowed to have access to your account.
Go through the list and be sure you know each and every one of the apps.
If you’re unsure if the app is trusted or if you want to remove an app:

Click the Edit Settings button next to the app.
Click the Remove App link.

If you don’t see an app that looks like it’s related to the virus, that’s OK. It may not be there. Changing your password is what really matters, this last bit is just insurance.
How Do I Know If a Link Is a Facebook Virus?

With every new current event, you can expect a new rash of viruses. When Osama bin Laden was killed, links surfaced on Facebook suggesting you could watch the raid or see Osama’s dead body. In the last month, a particularly insidious Facebook virus was going around that sent a message claiming someone had tagged or commented on a photo of you. Many times the person who supposedly did the tagging wasn’t someone you knew and many people clicked on the link. Other versions of the virus named the tagger/commenter as one of your friends. Unfortunately, when you click the link, you’re taken to a blank page and most people simply think the link was bad or bogus. In actuality, the link installed a Facebook virus and started sending out bogus links to your friends. If they clicked the links, they got the virus.

One way to avoid getting a dreaded virus is to pay attention. Before you click on a link, consider the source. Is this the type of link this friend usually shares? If not, don’t click. If you’re tempted to click, first hover your mouse over the link and look in the lower left corner of your browser. You’ll see the URL attached to that link. If it’s not a URL you’re familiar with, don’t click the link. If you see .info in the link, I suggest not clicking the link (a link that infected my friend’s account was a .info link)..........keep ur computer and anti virus up to date.........tq

THIS IS MY BLOG...MINE. ME ONLY, NOBODY BUT ME ... Hah?

THIS can't be true.

Nothing is privileged in cyberspace. No patents, copyright, registered and whatsoever....you name it. There ain't such thing as privacy or pirated, makes no difference and no sense, at all.

Everthing on the internet is "open" like when you open the door or the window of your abode.
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